Each post I make here inflates my post count +1....

Rather that than a contest to see who can be the most inane...

Only one book is printed in more copies than the bible: The IKEA-catalog.

Strawberry Jell-o doesn't taste very much like strawberries....

The helium observed for the past three decades in oceanic
basalts has been demonstrated to have been produced by a
nuclear reactor at the center of the Earth. The nuclear georeactor
numerical simulation results, even for the simple, preliminary
cases shown, yield a narrow range of 3He/4He RAs that
encompass the entire 2-SD (2s) confidence level range of
tabulated (24) measured 3He/4He ratios of basalts from along
the global spreading ridge system and lead to substantial 3He and
4He production.
Nuclear georeactor produced 3He/4He ratios are not necessarily
constant, but rather appear to be related to the extent of
actinide fuel consumption at time of production. High 3He/4He
ratios are produced near the end of the georeactor lifetime.
Nuclear georeactor numerical simulation results and the observed
high 3He/4He ratios measured in Icelandic and Hawaiian
oceanic basalts indicate that the demise of the georeactor is
approaching, but the time is not yet precisely determined. As the
georeactor dies, the geomagnetic field that it presumably powers
after a time will begin to collapse. But unlike previous geomagnetic
collapses, that have restarted and re-energized the field, a time will
come when the actinide fuel of the georeactor is too diminished to
initiate self-sustaining neutron-induced chain reactions; the georeactor will
die and sometime thereafter the geomagnetic field will die
and will not restart. At some point in time after the georeactor dies,
there will be no geomagnetic field and life on Earth will never be
the same. The challenge now is to determine precisely the time of
georeactor demise. Within the present level of uncertainty, one
cannot say whether that time will come in the next century, in the
next millennium, in a million years, or in a billion years. But one
thing is certain: georeactor demise will occur.

65% of the human race would willingly give another person a lethal amount of electric shock because they were told to...

In some smaller towns in the state of Arizona, it is illegal to wear suspenders. (This should be in effect EVERYWHERE)

The word emulsion is the next entry after emulsify in Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary, 11 ed.

In The Illuminatus! Trilogy, the word "fnord" gives hypnotic power over the unenlightened. In grade school, children learn to not be able to consciously see the word. From then on every time they come across the word it generates uneasiness and confusion. This perpetuates a low grade state of fear in society. This allows government to exist because without fear, people don't need it. The word is thus found littered in many books, magazines, and newspapers - however it is not to be found in a single ad, promoting consumerism.

It is implied that the word "fnord" is not the actual word used, just a stand in, since most people cannot see the actual word.

The Barbie doll's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

the average life of a major league baseball is 6 pitches

Japan produces the weirdest toys and devices in the world.

there are 234 definitions of the word set in the dictonary.

You can find 17 of the 20 largest hotels in Las Vegas.

There are currently 817 Level 100 players in the game..

There is currently at least one player who is surprised to learn there are 817 level 100 players in DR.

I'm fat.
Indeed.

The term "mankind" has a wonderous history attached to it, but since it's derived from the unused terms "mank" + "ind", it retains no logical value.

Put a pizza on Venus and it's baked in just 9 seconds.

Three out of four people make up 75% of the population.

I am now craving pizza.

Frogs never drink!!!!!!!

Drunk ants always falls to the right.

(That's a LIE! What about the Budweiser Frogs? )

The book that's shoplifted the most is the Holy Bible. (how's that for irony? LMAO)

A standard ‘3x3x3’ Rubik’s Cube has 6 coloured sides, 21 pieces and 54 outer surfaces.

This means there are more than 43 quintillion possible configurations, or 43,252,003,274,489,856,000 to be exact.

IRS tax code part 525: If you steal property, you must report its fair market value in your income in the year you steal it unless in the same year, you return it to its rightful owner.

This is how Luna feels when people use those words around her...(let this be a warning...)