I ban the above user for not existing.

I regret to inform you that your characters all refuse to play. They have all gotten to dizzy from your excessive camera spinning. So unfortunately you are banned. We cannot have characters going on strike. It looks bad.

I'm so sorry to say it, but you are banned since you neglected to mention Karl in your post. Karl is very sensitive.

I'm sorry to inform you that you are banned for insulting Karl. Karl is very sensitive about beeing called sensitive.


Karl:"Lies, all lies! I AM NOT sensitive!"

Borac, it is my duty to inform you that you are banned for having the audacity to think you can speak for Karl.

Khazandra, I am shocked to see that you would abuse our "for" policy. The rules clearly state that the word in question cannot appear more than once in any post. Therefore, I am forced to ban you.

Epic fail to abide by DR.104.22.1.a: Hypocrite's Clause. You are banned.

Hey ass and asseveration aren't the same words.

You are banned for being a great big stinky head!

AlienEighter, I'm sorry but you are hereby banned for using butt-like words in your post to close to the word "stinky".

And so are you. Sorry. Sort of.

I'm banning myself! So THERE!

I hereby ban you all for thinking you can ban, and threat others with it.



















Im serious.

Sorry, but you are banned for beeing serious. Beeing serious is not allowed in Dungeon Runners™

This thread stinks, I think it should be BANned...

BFK, 299 x 299 pixels is the maximum allowed for images. I hereby kiss you upside the cranium with my aluminum banhammer!

Sexual harassment. Uberbannage.

I ban you, Tingus_Nequam, for lack of a quote from The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy in your signature. It is blasphemy of the highest order.

I sentence you to drink a pan-galactic gargle blaster. Which of course as you well know, is like smashing your brains out with a gold brick wrapped in a lemon wedge. Yeah, painful.

You, my friend, are banned for not mentioning the word ban in your post.

And I hereby ban you, LadyV, because you got way to many animals than allowed here. (Cat on avatar, dog on text, being Actual Hawk.)

I hereby ban thee for not using the term "BORK!" in your above post. You are Swedish for goodness sake.

Zeppo, you are the least funny Marx brother, and are therefore unworthy of this thread. I don't know what we'd do without you, but we'd rather.

Banished be.

Ting, you ignorant slut... Karl was clearly the least funny Marx brother. Go ban yourself.

The proper terminology is "cerebrally challenged slut." Therefore, Tingus, thou art banned! ...on top of thy own ban.

AlienEighter it has been discovered that you aren't viewing these forums with the appropriately sanctioned software. You are hereby notified of being banned from this forum.

Flaming Phoenix you are banned for being too technical and using the word sanctioned

Trige,

Whereas nobody knows how the hell to pronounce your name...
Whereas your avatar is an abomination to reality...
Whereas I hold you personally responsible for all of my recent lag...

Be it resolved that you have joined the banned. (It's an air banned, so you're on air drums.)

My NAME'S hard to pronounce, uhm okay .... but Trige
The link really is just a coincidence and I was hoping for a spot on the air keyboard,

Oh wait you're banned for not having a suburb in Denmark named after you

Trige, Trige, Trige... How can someone mention Denmark without mentioning their excellent beer? Therefore it is hereby my duty to ban you.

you mention beer and don't offer to share with the forum or at least me?!?!?!?!

you are not only banned but sentenced to a case of Lone Star!

Gary

Bogey, I bad you for using an Avatar that contains the word "Boobies" without showing me any boobies!

DarthNinja, I bad ye for being to damn sexy!
Next time put warning cones around your thread to give the ladies some warning!

DarthNinja, i ban you for banning yourself, you criminal!

Borac, I ban you for having an avatar that looks like he could work for Marvin the Martian