Proud to announce the newest guild: Old Geezers (OG in the hayouse!!!)

Tenets:
* Must know what a sleestack is to be eligible for membership.
* Must never use statements like 'OG in the hayouse!!!'
* Most importantly, anything resembling organizational hierarchy, obligation, meetings, guild events, guild websites, guild identifiers, guild politik, effort, work and especially guild spirit is strictly forbidden. First offense, we all make jokes about yo' mama. Second offense, we tp your hayouse. Third offense, we tape your eyelids open and make you watch 9 straight hours of CNN pundits talk about who's throwing whom "under a bus".

To apply for membership, please complete a Burger King job application in crayon and drop it in the nearest mail box. (We have postal workers on call nation-wide who will know what to do with it.)

lol Now this sounds like my kind of clan. If I do decide to join one, this will be my first choice.

*Files completed BK application for future use...hoping the prune juice stain blotting out 'work history' doesn't exclude him from consideration.*

Hahahaha! Yup, sounds just great to me too.

wow! i fit in just perfectly... bOGey in de hayouse!!!!!

Good Luck and nice Name

LOL good luck.

The only thing worse than blind group invites is blind posse invites.

I'm thinking about paying the mill to fire this thing up, but only if it will protect me from the invites. Anybody know if being in a posse blocks invites? Or better yet, is there already a posse with these tenets?

Well, I think not too many people know that Bill Laimbeer (former NBA player for the Detroit Pistons) was actually one of the Sleestacks, so that goes way over and above the first requirement.

OG hasn't been used in many an eon, so no issue there...now, we simply say it backwards..."GO!"

Organizational hierarchy is forced upon us by the game itself, having inherent 'ranks' that we are forced to adhere to, hence, pure anarchy is simply not an option within the constraints of the game universe. However, with that said, I am LordGoshAlmighty, and am the one true leader of my guild. Also, we frown upon such easy punishments like viewing CNN, we instead force rule-breakers to watch 48 hours of the movie "Ishtar" for even being accused of a first offense!

Unfortunately, the Posse "Geebus Loves Me" can only be joined by praying constantly to LordGoshAlmighty, and tithing rainbow/mythic items in the name of Geebus to me, and giving me a darn good reason why I should perform a diving intervention to allow Geebus to love you as well (since he really doesn't, and has to be bribed...)

--have already spent a MILLION <twists pinky by his mouth like Dr. Evil> coins to create the posse, but haven't really seen much use/reason yet to actually open invitations to the general public.

LordGoshAlmighty
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Im a felon and cant apply at burger king, What do I do???

I would say go with what you know. Screw the law! Get some weapons and take the posse by force!

The 'financial securities' application you filled out to get your current job will work just fine.