The idea here is see how you guys perceive Karl - you know, that snickering red meanie! Let's liven up his personality a little. If he could speak to you, what would he say? What sayings would he be infamous for?

Please note that any suggestions you post *may* be used *somewhere* at a later date.

Maybe...hehe.

A little attitude is good, but stray away from saying anything offensive.

Now let's see what you guys got!

FEED ME!!!!!!

* Grin * . If it depended on me, i would have fed him to a gatekeeper by now, or thrown him into a trashcan. Needless to say, i don't think Carl would be very happy with me. I imagine something saying along these lines.

XP
"Your gaining XP again? Stop that, this board is getting heavy!"
"I never liked math, and yet you force me to calculate XP for you?"
"How did i ever end up carrying this board for you anyway? Sheez"
"Im to young and to pretty for this XP board job of yours"

HP
"Low HP? I hope you didn't pack any health potions (Grin)"
"Your HP is low, down you go lalalaaaaa"
"Ill soon show you my yard... The graveyard (Grin)"

LEVEL
"Oh great, so how much XP do i need to put on this dang thing this time?"
"Oh great. This probably means you will die even less often. Bah."
"Funny, every time you level up, you also go down. Down into the dungeon."

This is about what i can think of for now. Yes, some ARE pretty lame puns. But if you think so, go ahead and make better ones . Besides, i doubt that Karl could come up with anything more intelligent from the looks of him.

~Silicia

Well..hmm,
At level up:
"Hit the plus sign before I change my mind" (grins)
"Ohh tough guy heh? Talk to me when you get to Lvl 100"
"Took you long enough"

Others:
"Almost but not quite"
"Burp"
"Dead again?"
"Where did you learn how to shoot?"

I might think of more later

That didn't taste like chicken

You thought that went badly, look at me.

FEED ME!

My mom always told me my face would stick like this.

You think I am ugly? look in the mirror!

When Taking Damage
"Watch out... your puny armor can't hang"
"Are you actually going to take that?"
"You're just a girlie man"

When XP is Gained
"Is that all you got?"
"Just wait... I'll get you for that"

When Dead
"*Snicker*"

When Killing and Getting No XP
"Are you chicken?"
"Wussy... playing the kiddie levels"

When Killed in an area where no XP is gained
"God... you suck!"

you hit like a girl.
your mom dropped you on your head when you were born didn't she?
LET ME OUT!
Can I have one of those potions? I am thirsty!
Panzy!
Candy Pants!
I am amazed you can even lift that weapon.
Don't leave me here all alone! (as you are signing off)
got cheese for that Whine?
Your head is too big for that helmet.
Get a Grip!
Even I know what 2+2 equals.
If only I had feet I would show you how this is done!

"What do you want from me? I'm just a talking head"

Character Idle:

Epic Epic Epiiiiiiiiiic
Wow did you seen that?
I r0x0r y0!
m00 (demonic sound :P)
I'm Mr. Boombastic say me fantastic

When someone kills a boss in less than 30 seconds:
"Damn! Any faster and I'd call you Tachan!"

Randomly he should say: "Wanna trade places?" with a grin of course.

I dont get it

green wizard was gauntlet

In that case, including "Would you like your possessions identified?" is an absolute must. :3

Hmm...lemme take a crack at this.

On Level Up:
"Can I level you down?"
"How can I enjoy your failure if you don't fail?"
"At Level 100, I'm retiring!"
"FAIL HARDER!"
"This defies the laws of the Universe! One of them, at least..."

On Death:
"YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!"
"This livens up my day!"
"I laugh at your misfortune!"
"There are two types of death in this game, death of stupid people and stupid deaths. Which one do you think yours was?"
"I can only hope that this happens again!"
"Everybody do the Karl dance!"
"My faith in humanity has been restored a little."
"And thus Karl said: owned!"

On getting rare items:
"What the heck, HAX!"
"I hate you with every fiber of my red Karlness!"
"Even useless people can get useful items."
"Getting rare items is 50% dumb luck and 50% lucky dummies."

If I think of anything else I'll post it up.

upcoming pvp...
They Owned You!
Manhandled!
HUH?! WHO?! WHAT?!?!
NooB!
Go Respec!
Your dead sucka!
Who Taught you how to fight?
Better get back to the basics!
This Cant Be, I was rooting for you! NOOO!
Better Luck Next time.
You make a lovely corpse!
Why do you get up in the morning?

"Grind or Die >:)"

Think it would be funny if he messed with the exp numbers at times if your are getting close to lvl. Look down and you have 250 to lvl and see him throw a extra zero on the end with a smirk.