(Editors Note: It seems that some members of the scientific community have been questioning the facts that I have presented with my guide to our world. I wish to assure people that I have spent countless hours pouring over ancient tomes, long forgotten grimoires, dusty scrolls, and the occasional TV Guide. Thus, everything presented in my guides are guaranteed to be 100% accurate. Except in those cases where its not.)

LiquidX's Guide to the History of the World Part 3: This is not the Greatest History in the World... This is just a Tribute!

With Humanity quickly growing in numbers, it was not long before early Humans spread out across the world and started to form what would become the basis of civilization today. Groups would become tribes, tribes would become cities, and cities would eventually become Kingdoms. These groups included (But were not limited to):

The Mound People,

The Barbarians of the Northern Southern Eastern Wester-Wastes,

The Knights of the Pen (Editors note: For those who are not familiar with History, the Knights were a group of knoble warriors who believed that the Pen was mightier then the sword. Thus, each rode into battle wielding a "Frombulus Zekes" brand Ink Pen. Yes, "Frombulus Zekes", serving your Ink Pen needs for the past ten thousand years!),

The Pirate Ninjas of the Far East,

Their bitter rivals, the Ninja Pirates of the Not-so-Far East,

and New Jersey.

And so early civilization was established. Of course, as is always the case, it did not take long for wars to break out among the various kingdoms and lands. One of the most notable wars during this period was the "Thousand Years War", which pitted the Barbarians of the Northern Southern Eastern Wester-wastes against the Knights of the Pen in a bloody and vicious war for territory that lasted for a thousand years.

In actuality though, the "war" was actually a tavern brawl that started when the two sides met and got really drunk, and only lasted for half an hour. Barbarians are notoriously bad at keeping track of time, and Bards are equally notorious for exaggeration.

And thus early civilization continued on... (End part 3)

heheh.. thanks for the next chapter.

These are great! Hope to see more soon.